greatmountainfloofsquatch:

hydramaticide:

hydramaticide:

sonnearchive-deactivated2022120:

Work it grandma

OK I SAID WORK IT AND SHE REALLY DID

I think you mean, “Work it, GREAT grandma”. And she does!

nenafena:

foreverial:

zkitty8:

foreverial:

whatever happened to jewel theft? such a classy crime. babe i’m dark. i’m a criminal. you don’t wanna mess around with an international jewel thief like me. i’m stealing jewels back from a museum that stole them from a sacred crown. i’m stealing a jewel for an eccentric gay millionaire who wants to put it up his butt. let’s just say…. i live a life of dangur

i look so hot here

sorry

alexaloraetheris:

caputvulpinum:

voice-of-illogical-sense:

this is what a Bodhisattva is

Oh, literally!

scarletpiano:

lastoneout:

posteriorpeasantpresents:

awkwardgaydude:

lastoneout:

awkwardgaydude:

lastoneout:

therottenkingsreckoning:

autistic-speedbump:

lastoneout:

you know how people say soup is round and so it’s messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that’s how I feel every time I see a square watch

curious what your thoughts on this are then

It says guess bcs you’re more likely to actually figure out what time it is that way.

How do you feel about Qlocktwo?

You know given my dyscaculia this is actually easier for me to read than a regular analog clock AND it’s giving old school cheesy secret agent vibes so I think it’s so ridiculous that it loops back around to being cool again. Still, wish it was round.

Okay this one I think you will probably like then

Reveal by Projects

Super easy to read

I have an addition:

“How do these clocks make you feel?”

somerandomdudelmao:

kelocitta:

Small artists you need to understand that when you see an artist who you think has ‘made it’ tells you not to worry about the numbers and to not fret about getting more likes than reblogs they are not telling you it because they think you are stupid for caring or because they dont need to network to survive they are very likely telling you that because they have witnessed first hand the way the numbers game tears people to shreds in terms of mental health and motivation

Beginner artist: It’s easy for you to say not to worry about the numbers because you don’t have to do it anymore.

Advanced artist, shaking them by the shoulders: DON’T DO THIS, it’s a never-ending loop of trying to satisfy the nameless statistical tables that make you think your worth is measured by the number of people you can entertain.

madfishmonger:

dunglizard:

flatluigi:

good-fwiend-in-wome:

ayeforscotland:

depsidase:

The funnier thing here is that all of these accounts are also bots. Facebook has absolutely lost control.

These bots are constantly producing things based on what is typically liked on Facebook - Anything regarding Jesus, Veterans, Travel, Nature etc

So you end up with bizarro shit like this:

Like, this is dead internet reality rather than theory. An endless reproducing of GenAI shite.

say what you want about AI but it’s fascinating to see the pure concepts under the hood come through in the shit it generates. see enough of these images together and you can start to see an outline of the purest distilled essence of Boomer Shit

i went through these the other day on discord just to explain how fucked up things were getting and i think this is my favorite that i found

you could build a religion around this entire phenomenon. or a scp

shrimp heaven now

Which AI Jesus is superior

Army Jesus

Underwater Shrimp Jesus

Crab Jesus

Log Jesus

Flying Shrimp Jesus

yingxtkm:

Need I say more?

teabree-shark:

sleepy-bebby:

Me with a 3D printer for a decade: brackets

This guy: I’m gonna change the world

diagnosedbiologicalfailure:

if i had a nickel for every time i obsessed over an emo whump magnet character who was experimented on by an evil scientist and then forced to sleep hundreds of years and then having to deal with said evil scientist having uploaded themself onto a computer, i would have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice